You're in love and I'm in trouble.
Shit Mel says

“It can be a bummer when your boyfriend is into rapeplaying because it means he’s kind of a rapist”

stoic vampire

stoic vampire

I brush my teeth until they break until I start bleeding So when I smile I’ll know I’m almost good enough for you….

I tried to drink you off my mind

I just got wasted
It only made the pain that much more acute

But cute Isn’t stong enough a word
Unintentionally gorgeous

An accidental charm A graceful drinking arm



Melisms at work

Natalie - “are you wearing black jeans?”

Mel - “yep”

Natalie - “you know that’s illegal; your jeans have a hole in between your legs”

Mel - “i know all of this but i’m not worried about it”

Natalie - “cool, stay in this room so you can talk to me”

Mel - “i’m not really doing anything”

Natalie - “yes you are, you’re talking to me”

I would have slit my wrists if it wasn’t for rock and roll

I would have slit my wrists if it wasn’t for rock and roll

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

It’s a tie, beer and bed.

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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle

<3 Dinosaurs forever.

<3 Dinosaurs forever.

Shit Mel says

Erin-“Do you know what that means?” Mel-“No, I just like talking shit”