“It can be a bummer when your boyfriend is into rapeplaying because it means he’s kind of a rapist”
Shit Mel says
I brush my teeth until they break until I start bleeding So when I smile I’ll know I’m almost good enough for you….
I tried to drink you off my mind
I just got wasted
It only made the pain that much more acute
But cute Isn’t stong enough a word
Unintentionally gorgeous
An accidental charm A graceful drinking arm
Melisms at work
Natalie - “are you wearing black jeans?”
Mel - “yep”
Natalie - “you know that’s illegal; your jeans have a hole in between your legs”
Mel - “i know all of this but i’m not worried about it”
Natalie - “cool, stay in this room so you can talk to me”
Mel - “i’m not really doing anything”
Natalie - “yes you are, you’re talking to me”



